Freitag, Mai 22, 2009
My Episode of Seinfeld
Jerry is in his Appartment on the Phone with is actual Girlfriend Jenny when George open the Door harshly and get nervous and angry in to the Room he screams "Why must God haten me this much" Laughing "Its everytime the same i get some good news in the next moment i get some extremly bad news" Seinfeld asks not very surprised "Whats happend?" George answers with a little bit less angry voice "I went to the Drycleaner and surprisly they afford to delete the oil flaw on my grey sports jacket" Seinfeld aks a little amused "Why you have an oil flaw on your sports jacket" "My Dad wear it during his car" Laughing Seinfeld laughs "What?" George wave aside "Because hes mentally insane but thats not the point of this story, how im mentioned the afford to delte the oil flaw i was very happy in this moment but then my handy rings and its steinbrenner on the phone telling me this time i go to far im not longer manageable, how i become not longer manageable i am the Manager" Seinfeld asks "Did he tell in which way you go to far this time" "No thats the point i going up and down all the day thinking and thinking but i don't get it, i mean im often in Trouble in the last 49 Years and im always know whats the implicator of all its going wrong, well see things realistic im a total idiot i do everything that wrong that i can't believe by my own self destroying brain but this time im out of the Fault, i go to Work everyday i don't sleep anymore in the Desk and i don't even touch my secretary i even work a little bit sometimes" Laughing In this Moment Kramer crash into the Door and goes directly to the Refigrator Laughing, Jerry and George looks very astonished they didn't see Kramer until Years but Kramer dont mention that he is already in his eating phase and his mouth is full of some Turkey and Sweet Potato Mash. Jerry and George look at each others Faces and Jerry opens finally the word to Kramer "How is doing Kramer?" Kramer respones with full mouth "Fine" Jerry aks him curious "What you doin the last time" Kramer asks not amazed back "Which Time" Laugh Jerry aks a little bit amused "So the last 10 Years" Oh shouts Kramer "I been on Cuba and worked as Fidel Castro's Cigar Tester" Seinfeld aks amazed "Fidel Castro's Cigar Tester" Cramer respones "yeah some of them are poisened" Jerry: "Do you ever smoke some of this poisened Cigars" Kramer respones "Yeah sometimes" Laughing Jerry: "And why you quit this job i think you love to smoking cigars more than everyhing else in your life including your mother" "First my mother is a bitch i didn't became the the look out of my head when shes in Conclution with Newman" Laughing "and when you smoke 10 Years Cigars at a stretch in that mass the smoke fill your whole organs and bang out of all your orifices that you don't smoke any cigar again" Jerry respones "But you doin the self in the 10 Years before coming Fidel Castros Cigar Tester and you smoking a cigar right now" Laughing "Oh thats right" respones Kramer "But whats the real reason for this" Jerry asks interrogatory "Its about this black thing'" Kramer responds unusual soft-spoken "What Black Thing" Jerry aks him "I don't wanna talk about it" Kramer responds not much more louder" and leaves the appartment Jerry looks interrogative but in this moment Elain crush in to the Door and greets Jerry and George and finally Kramer and thinking shortly accused "Kramer" but that worry her not so much because shes smiling all around her face "Jerry i finally found him" "Found who?" "The Perfect Man hes rich, hes looking good he had fabolous manners and he loves the enviroment" "Sounds that you finally match the score" "Yeah i think so maybe hes the finally one" "You mean finally finally" "Yeah Jerry hes maybe allowed to pull that ring on my finger but i must be prove that he is the right one" "And how i fit in this storyline" Elaine smirk on him "Ok allright i doin it but you must in change of that escore me to the White Coat Oldtimer Convention where mine and Georges Dad drive with a race with ther Cars wearing White Coats "A Race with their Cars, i never reliance that to them" "Its not really a race more like a camaleer journey" interject George and Elaine agrees to go with them to White Coat Oldtimer Convention and explains him how he prove Jim's creditableness they both went together to some bar where a lady who is payed by Elain try to go on a little Ride with him and this fails Jerry use to full him up and went to the Stripclub when he pass this seductions he is the right one. Jerry thinks shortly on it and agrees than and explains it because it matters no more by all this crazy Stuff the doin before but in thruth he wants that Jim fails because he likes to hang out with a frustated single elaine he hates the vision of a lucky married Elaine George interrupts this chat and began to scream about the Cakes with less choclate instead of more choclate "Why they doin something like that i can reconstruct when they do more choclate in the cake everyone likes more choclate but why less choclate is there anybody who likes less choclate" "I don't think so" says Jerry "I must to do something about this, i visit the Company who produces this cakes and i found the persons who is reponsable for that and than i burning their asses" Laughing "Why you put your maximum filled energy not to find out why Steinbrenner fired you and try to get in again "No i don't have that interess no more for baseball cakes are my new passion for now" Laughing and leaving the Room while Jerry make him to get ready for the evening with Jim, he leaves the appartment and meets Kramer in front of the building he wheres the taxi already waiting for him, he have a short conversation with Kramer "What you doin this evening" "I have some arragements to fill in" "Ok i don't wanna know anymore about this" "Thats fine for me" and Jerry goes into the Cab wheres the black driver looks angry to him "Is this your Friend" "No its my Neighbour" "You better will be not his friend" Jerry looks very accused finally the arrives the bar, Jim isn't there yet so he sit down and order some beer while he also get the Number of the Waitress with that Beer and than Jim comes in and suprise its Christopher Lyoyd "Hi am i right in the bar" "No theres some yoga studio" the barkeeper refuses so that Jim says "Oh why did this happen to me all the time" and hes going to leave but the Barkeeper hold him back and sit him to the table where Jerry greets him with "Hey you must be Jim" and Jim respondes "Hey i must be Jim" Jerry introduce himself and order some Drinks for them both and then comes the hot lady to the table and surprise its Nikki Cox "accendantly" she falls, titles her drinke over Jims Jacket and landed on his chest, betting for exuse and clean his jacket with her black dress until her breasts wandering in his face but not like every other straight man he bet her to stop and leave the table because hes engaged, Jerry is full shocked of this but he don't give up theres still the stripclub they getting to the taxi right front to the hottest Strip Club in the Town, the Cab Driver ist black again and talks on the Funk about some "Nigger Guy" who they want to beat off this is accusing for jerry again but he don't think that much about it because they driving to the hottest strip club of the whole city they arrive at the club and theres really the hottest strippers of all time jerry can't get his eyes of this faboulous women but Jim went no single look to the girls instead of that hes talking about stamps with a very old man with a hat (Phil Perlman) Jerrys giving up this is the perfect man when they drive home with the taxi which driver is Judd Hirsch the viewers see a picture of kramer on the wall where black gangsters shoot at with thei uzi's Crossfade to the Choclate Company wheres George full of Rage is for the Search for the Person who ist reposable for that less choclate problem but no one seems reponsable for that and he is send from office to office from the manufactury thru the Cargo Spaces into the Archiv but nobody seems to know about the reponsability Crossfade to The White Coat Oldtimer Convention in the next morning theres the Seinfelds, the Costanzas and a lot of other crazy old people in white coats, Morty Seinfeld polish his Alfa Romeo 1300 Sprint while Helen Seinfeld cook some coffee for the kids even they don't want coffee on the neighbord spot Frank Costanza fix his Ford Mustang Fastback dressed in Georges Sport Jacket again because he won't get his coat dirty he screams a lot and his wife Estelle is crying because of shes feared of Frank miss the Race. On the very next Spot theres Newman also dressed in a white coat and racers glasses Seinfeld greets him "Hello Newman" Newman greets him back "Hello Jerry" a few moments later The Race begins where is a very funny scence with lots auf beautiful oldtimers then crossfade to the chocolate company where George is still for search for the responsible person he ist fully stressed out near of a nervous breakdown but then he hears the voice of a receptionist wheres callin "Mr. Costanza you can now get in in that directors office" George jumps up "Finally if found him finally" and get into the office wheres sittin Steinbrenner George whispers "Mr. Steinbrenner, what do you doin in here" Steinbrenner respones "George i know you find about this your a lot more tricky than i think when i meet you the first time you pass the test you are the New Sales Manager of Steinbrenner Cakes" George asks "Steinbrenner Cakes what's about Baseball?" Steinbrenner respones"I don't like Baseball anymore that much im more a fan of cookies now" George aks "And it was also your idea to fill less choclate in the cakes Steinbrenner respones harshly "Theres less Choclate in that Cakes? Lets find out how is responsibale for that" Crossfade to the Race wheres is going to the end and Morty Seinfeld Frank Costanza and Newman are nearly together but only one of them can win, they all do their best and theier faces are fierce but shortly upon the finish Kramer overtaking them and wins the race hunted by hundreds of angry black gangsters. In the last Scene George and Steinbrenner sitting in Steinbrenners Office and eating the new Cookings with extra more chocolate while the man who is responsable Mr. Lipman sits in the company owned Jail.